ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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She felt lost with anyone but him and had no idea why 12 word story (via minksco)

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bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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